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Ladki- sex karoge?

aadmi- meri patni jaisa karogi kya?

ladki- tumhari patni kaisa karti hai?

aadmi- muft mein.

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Indian Culture-

Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar
dost dilwaye to uphar
gharwale dilwaye to sanskar
aur khud le le to balatkar

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Sahab: tum bathroom me kyo ghus aaye?

Naukar: maaf kariye sahab
pata nahi tha
mujhe laga madam naha rahi hain