Best Double Meaning joke

Teri lita ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
maru andhere me,
ya bulb jala ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada,
ya fir teri jhuka ke lu?

Ab tu hi bata mere dost,
teri photo kaise lu?

==dirty nonveg jokes==

Daddy:
beta teri mummy ko bol
ki Gandhiji dandi march
karna chahte hain.

Mummy:
beta dady ko bol
aaj dandi march
nahi kar sakte
Lal Bahadur aaye hue hain